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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Just Following Orders

One of the exciting things about my new schedule is that I have time to do a lot more recreational bathing. I'm a huge fan of baths, but somehow they're just not the same at 5:30 a.m. when you're rushing to get out of the house. Last night, I dug into my bath products for the first time in a long time and came out with one of my favorite fizzers. For some reason, I just happened to look at the back of the wrapping for the first time, and this is what it said:

Direction: Dispense a piece of the product into the bath tub filled with warm water. Soak and enjoy.

For some reason, that struck me really funny. Not, of course, that my laughter prevented me from following the instructions to the letter. I saw nothing that precluded the addition of a good book. In fact, upon re-reading the directions I see that there's nothing inconsistent with adding a nice glass of chilled white wine, either...

1 comment:

absolutelytrue said...

I am really glad you're getting more time for recreational bathing.. ;) My tub is only about 4 feet long, so I don't generally enjoy it, but I've heard that there are people who don't just jump in the shower, wash and get out.